Findings:

• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• There was an old lady
• There was a young lady of Riga
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• There was a little girl
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• There was a cold day
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
• There's a special place in my heart for old suitcases
• Old lady Henry
• There was a land where lived no violets
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Was it ever there?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• There Was No Leak
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• When I was ten years old
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Old man who lived by the crick
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Who Goes There?
• There Once Was a Farmer
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• The old lady with the cats
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Knock knock who's there oh it's you
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• "Make your bed" the old lady said
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
• old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
• There was a rose that faded young
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
• an old lady's three wishes
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• There was a man and a woman
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Who Will Be There
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Was There a Time
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• I was there
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I remember, there was one
• helping old ladies cross the street
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Once there was a way...
• There was always the blue of you
• We don't fly there anymore
• Some things that fly there be
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• is there no one who answers the call?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The People Who Used to Live There
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• Hello? Who's There?
• A boy, a girl, a big fat dead old lady
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Little Old Chinese Ladies
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• The Little Old Lady from Pasadena
• Little old lady with a broom
• Mean Old Lady (user)
• To Waken an Old Lady
• Old Lady
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Music was better in the old days
• Who's There?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• There was once a Man
• There was a time when I was a better person
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• No shit, there I was
• little old ladies
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• and there was this girl
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• One hour there was sunlight
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• There was a time before
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• There Was A Friend
• Before you, there was me
• A knock there was upon the door
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• There was a baby in China
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my Boiled Human Finger soup.

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