Findings:
- I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
- There was an old lady
- There was a young lady of Riga
- The old lady who lived in a bottle
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- There was an Old Man on some rocks
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
- Was There a Time
- There Was a Man of Double Deed
- Never underestimate Old Ladies
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
- There's a special place in my heart for old suitcases
- Old lady Henry
- There was a man with tongue of wood
- I was there
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- I remember, there was one
- There Was a Desert in My Head
- There was always the blue of you
- The People Who Used to Live There
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- When I was ten years old
- There was once a Man
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Old man who lived by the crick
- There were three young ladies of Birmingham
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- There was a time before
- A knock there was upon the door
- There Was A Friend
- There was a cold day
- There once was a girl named Irene
- The old lady with the cats
- There was a little girl
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- "Make your bed" the old lady said
- I recommend driving like an Old Lady
- Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
- There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
- old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- Food was purer in the good old days
- Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
- an old lady's three wishes
- There was a land where lived no violets
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- and there was this girl
- Was it ever there?
- There is likely no one left who remembers
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
- Before inertia, there was impetus
- Before you, there was me
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- helping old ladies cross the street
- for one who does no evil, there is no ill
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- We don't fly there anymore
- Some things that fly there be
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Knock knock who's there oh it's you
- Once there was a way...
- there is a dead woman who lives beside us
- There Was No Leak
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
- Hello? Who's There?
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The Man Who Was (user)
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- is there no one who answers the call?
- A boy, a girl, a big fat dead old lady
- Two old ladies by the bus stop
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Little Old Chinese Ladies
- Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
- A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- The Little Old Lady from Pasadena
- Little old lady with a broom
- Mean Old Lady (user)
- To Waken an Old Lady
- Old Lady
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Music was better in the old days
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- No shit, there I was
- There was a rose that faded young
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Who's There?
- little old ladies
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- There were many who went in huddled procession
- There was a moment of drunken silence
- Where's the kaboom?
- Who Will Be There
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- There Was a Child Went Forth
- The Man Who Wasn't There
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- There was a man and a woman
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- There Once Was a Farmer
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
- Who Goes There?
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Somewhere there is one who remembers.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- One hour there was sunlight
- There was a time when I was a better person
- There was a baby in China
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
- Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my Boiled Human Finger soup.
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