Findings:
- You have far too much time on your hands
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- My hands have lost their memory
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- These are their future good old days.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
- these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
- Their hands prying at your heart
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
- Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
- A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- Know your pets
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- I have lots of gay friends
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Kids have no concept of time
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- These are the Times that Try Men's Souls
- To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- How to give customers change
- These Hands
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- This knife. These hands. This dream.
- Steady these hands these hands steady these hands
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- These are the only hands I can give
- institutions have lives of their own
- You have the whole world in your hands
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- Madmen have a world all their own
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Long Haired Preachers
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Computers have no sense of time
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Penis size and impregnation
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
- These papers do not show what I have done
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- In the time you have
- I don't have the time
- I must have called a thousand times
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- we have a lot of work to do
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
- These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
- These images in their contrivance were the utter epitome of unconscious inertia
- What guys do with their penis
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- The Tall Guy
- Guy Kawasaki
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Guy Debord
- Fall guy
- just a guy (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Guy Daikouji
- Guy Clark
- West Country Guy (user)
- He's a good guy friend
- The three kinds of nice guys
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- date movies for guys
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- The little guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Good-looking guy game
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Guy Incognito (user)
- Guy Williams
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- Buddy Guy's Legends
- Bad Guy (user)
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