Findings:

• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• People want what they cannot have
• They have no bones.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• They Have a Word for It
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They didn't have the heart
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• He's been places they have not.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They must have faces
• You stole what they would have given you
• They have taken enough
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They could have saved Kevin
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• They have bears in Italy
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• I couldn't see past my second eyes
• It couldn't be
• I just couldn't work like that
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Why my sister couldn't let go of the electric dog fence
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I couldn't care less
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Because I couldn't
• It Couldn't Be Done
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
• I Couldn't Paint Golden Angels
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• I told her I couldn't sleep
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Why couldn't John
• What Noah couldn't know-ah
• Time has inertia we couldn't observe
• It couldn't be us
• remember when computers couldn't walk?
• 11 reasons I couldn't finish this node
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• miracles, when they touch the real world, get dirty
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?

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