Findings:

• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• They must have faces
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• They could have saved Kevin
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Does the sun have a mother?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Use your paper towel to turn the doorknob in the bathroom
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• institutions have lives of their own
• I have to go to the bathroom
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• My hands have lost their memory
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• They have taken enough
• You stole what they would have given you
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They have bears in Italy
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Starving in the greenhouse
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• pretty, but
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have no memory of my Mother
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• They Have a Word for It
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• What do I have of my mother's?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They have no bones.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• These papers do not show what I have done
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They didn't have the heart
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Things people put up their butts
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Pretty Butt (user)
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• they carry but they do not understand
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• But what are they really thinking?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• Know your pets
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• People want what they cannot have
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.

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