1. Realize it's just pieces of paper
and buy a gift
for someone else for no good reason
2. Dip pretzels in chocolate frosting
3. Play fetch
with my cat
4. Make food for my co-workers because they're always so gosh darn appreciative
5. Take a hot bath
with a good book.
. That's why I have Play-Doh
. And crayons
7. Practice escapism with a good kung-fu movie
like I could do that stuff, too.
8. Actually reveal
to friends that I have had a shitty day. Be surprised at the support I receive.
9. Realize it's just pieces of paper
and go buy something for myself.
10. Get over it
. Go to bed
. Check my horoscope
before coming out from under the covers tomorrow. Just to be safe.
I'll tell you how #5 was in about an hour.