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• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I know what I'm talking about
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Being a dickhead
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not racist but...
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• All you ever did was let it happen
• you're all really really boring
• Every Which Way but Loose
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• and things we're all too young to know
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• to know all practical things
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• A definitive list of all the menstruating women I know
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• But what are they really thinking?
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Sexist jokes
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• All of our lives are spent buying memories
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• don't spend it all in one place
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• All gods but your own
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• all net, nothing but territory
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• It's like you don't carrot all
• it's all just god talking
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Fuck them all but the six
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• Peaches that are deep red all the way through
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am

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