Findings:

• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• She tastes like gingerbread, too.
• She is like an onion
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She Liked Horses, and Flowers That Smell Pink
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• She doesn't like you
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Mommy, why are those ducks wrestling like that?
• treat me like a woman
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• A duck's quack does not echo
• She tasted like whiskey and blood and cemetery dirt.
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• talks like a duck
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles.
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• She felt like the word 'shatter'
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• She writes like the wind moves
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Walk like a duck
• Urinating like a woman
• Dream of ducks, she said
• Like fuck, said the duck
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• Daffy Duck
• Ducks Breath Mystery Theater
• Donald Duck
• Duck Tales
• Donald "Duck" Dunn
• Ducks Unlimited
• Buffel duck
• Muscovy duck
• Sea duck
• Vicissy duck
• Duck Amuck
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• lame duck
• mandarin ducks
• Lord love a duck
• Peking duck
• The Duck Variations
• Duck with raspberries
• dead duck
• Vaucansons duck
• golden duck
• Water off a duck's back
• Sporto duck shoes
• Duck Soup
• fuzzy duck
• Toilet Duck
• How to Read Donald Duck
• Nibbled to death by ducks
• Anaheim Ducks
• The Second Richest Duck
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• duck test
• M R DUCKS
• Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century
• Peabody Marching Ducks
• one hen two ducks
• Duck and Run
• Little White Duck
• Warrior's Woman
• a duck with a bill can pinch pinch pinch
• The V8 Duck
• sitting duck
• Baby Duck
• All birds are ducks
• duck hook
• Capilotade of Duck
• Duck With Olives
• Wild Duck a la Chasseur
• Oregon Ducks
• Long Island Ducks
• Mock Duck
• Ride The Ducks
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Do muskrats eat ducks?
• Black Duck Cafe
• Eye of the Duck
• Daisy Duck
• Green onion crepes with duck and hoi sin
• Peter Duck
• Steamer duck
• Duck, Duck, Goose
• Ducks on the pond
• Pekin Duck
• Fluffy Duck
• Kiwanis Duck Race for Tiny Hearts
• duck race
• duck boots
• The Big Duck
• Duck Crossing
• A duck meets God at a bar
• A boy and his duck
• duck o death (user)
• Divin' Duck Blues
• Ducks Ahoy
• The Rabbit Goes Duck Hunting
• duck canvas
• ruptured duck
• duck press
• that infinite loneliness of his lotus flowers and ducks
• black duck (user)
• Mighty Ducks of Anaheim
• Duck! Rabbit, Duck!
• donald duck (user)
• DUCKS (user)
• DaFFy DucK (user)
• Beijing Duck
• ducks prefer chapatis
• Plucky Duck
• March of the sinister ducks
• The Fat Duck
• The ducks, however, hate everyone
• Honey Duck Wraps
• Ayup Mi Duck - A Brief Guide to the Nottingham Dialect
• Love Ducks
• A man walks into a bar. The next man ducks.
• Duck à l'orange
• Back in the Duck House
• The Lonesome Duck
• Duck roasted with orange
• duck shove
• Everybody's Favorite Duck
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Duck Dynasty
• Roast Peking Duck
• A duck walks into a bar

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