Findings:

• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• dirty water hot dogs
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't Be Afraid
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• The Taste of Tea
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Caution: hot water is hot! And wet.
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• How to jump into water from a height
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't be sad
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• tips for not spilling hot tea on your hand
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• things you can't turn into poetry
• spiders survive water by curling into a ball and trapping a bubble of air
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Don't Be Evil
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't want to be successful
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Hot water corn bread
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Hot water crust pastry
• Swimming pool injury
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• The smoke turned into rain
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• Watermelon hookah
• Into Hot Air
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Throwing A Rock into the Water
• Instructions for falling into water
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• Muddy Waters Turned to Wine
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't want to be alone
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Hot pursuit
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• How to be a terrible customer
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't Drink the Water
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Don't slip into depression
• Don't go into the basement
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Hot Water Music
• hot water bottle
• Don't waste water
• Consumers: don't buy into the hype
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• Run and turn into butter
• Hot Water
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Tea, Earl Grey, hot
• Drinking hot water
• Pouring hot wax into glass
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Water Game
• You're too young to be so old
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed

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