Findings:
- Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
- You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Murder by Television
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- awkward sex, lit by the television, seemingly choreographed to the laugh track
- Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
- Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
- RFC 602
- On feeling haunted by words which were never said
- I was raised by the French government
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Raised in the woods by a pack of wild dykes
- Fossils were put there by God
- Raised by wolves
- Saved by the Bell
- clue by four
- Chased by bears
- The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
- by
- Call now, operators are standing by.
- Down By Law
- division by zero error
- North by Northwest
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- People referred to by three initials
- Live by the sword, die by the arrow
- design by contract
- Call by reference
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- by any means necessary
- Proof by contradiction
- Poetry written by teenagers
- The Attack by Fire
- Murder by Death
- Call by value return
- Call by name
- Everything: Written and Edited by The World
- Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
- Guided by Voices
- Two nations divided by a common language
- money-back guarantee
- Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
- by hand
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- Death by Water
- seduction by grammar (user)
- Paradox by the Dashboard Light
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- alcohol by volume
- Noises made by cats in different languages
- Noises made by cows in different languages
- Noises made by dogs in different languages
- Noises made by pigs in different languages
- Words to live by
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- trial by ordeal
- Learning by doing
- Exit, pursued by a bear
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
- By the skin of my teeth
- Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
- By the power of Grayskull!
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- virgin by choice
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- go by the board
- cheek by jowl
- Standing by my bed
- Go by hand
- Death By Chocolate
- The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
- integration by parts
- Naughty by Nature
- inspiration by misreading
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
- The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Attack by Stratagem
- Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Destruction of the Phoenicians by Rome
- Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- "A Story," by Everythingians
- David Merrick
- Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
- Judging women by their books
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
- Discrimination by attractiveness
- four by twelve
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- Of Recognition by Sight
- By day I praised you
- Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
- Impregnation by Shoulder Tapping
- Struck by lightning
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- The skeleton by my closet
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
- The Trial by Existence
- Murder By Experts
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Discernment
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
- Once By The Pacific
- Touched by An Angel
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
- Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
- Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
- Owned by cat
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Proof by Assertion
- See Mount Washington by canoe!
- The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
- Surprised by Joy
- I can divide by zero
- case by case
- Zero divided by zero
- Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Sorrow of Parting
- WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
- As Time Goes By
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
- By their fruits you shall know them
- Bird by Bird
- Paint by Numbers
- Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
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