Findings:

• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• They think it's all over
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Kids that age think they know it all
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Blow Us All Away
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• All sparks and melting everything around us
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• And they all just stood and stared
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• never stop trying to capture the uncapturable. it helps us all.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• They are all pretty but fading.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• We would probably not understand alien life
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• The Fun They Had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• They had been expecting me
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• They Had No Poet
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• All Your Media Are Belong to Us
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
• Death makes angels of us all
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• They All Laughed
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• All your 10 Base-T are belong to us
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• All he left her was alone
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Deck us all with Boston Charlie
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• all it cost him was a Penny
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• The Global Cloning Conspiracy that's Damned Us All
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• All American Alien Boy
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• 57% of Americans think that Saddam Hussein had links to Al-Qaeda
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• I was once young and had a home
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• All your Information are belong to us
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• God Hates Us All
• I had been hungry all the years
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• All About Us
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Alien lizards among us (category)
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• I'm All You Can Think About
• more sure of all I thought was true
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• All you ever did was let it happen
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• I remember when all this was trees
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• All your base are belong to us
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• some say he was never here at all
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but

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