Findings:

• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• "Don't worry," he says
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• When words mean too much
• When the Pope says shit
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• Don't say no
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• I just don't know when to quit.
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Saying what you mean, meaning what you say.
• Say When
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Saying what you don't mean
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• Don't say the B-word
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• What did you mean when you said...
• Slashdot karma
• Ecological vs. environmental
• When something means nothing and nothing means everything
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Stoned music memories
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You Don't Say
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• It don't mean anything moves
• People don't flail when they die
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• don't say the words
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• When Neutral Point of View Means Repeating the Ludicrous
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• smile when you say that
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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