Findings:
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Tell me a story about trains
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Tell me a story about flowers
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Tell me a story about rains
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Tell me a story about plains
- Tell me a story about mains
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- tell me a story about lesbians
- I have more stories about trains for you
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Tell me a story about drains
- Tell me a story about cranes
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Stoned music memories
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- Eight stories about silk
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Story about a man
- Tell me about your faith
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- A story about watertowers
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- A story about Mia and stars
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When you think about smoking
- What I talk about when I talk about running
- A Story about a Phone Call
- Another story about Mia
- When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
- A Story About Mia and Space
- O tell me the truth about love
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- Two virgins about to have sex
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- a story about archery
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- When is it OK to node about noding?
- About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
- what we talk about when we talk about Punk
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- A short story about a relative
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- A story about Mia and the sea
- A Story about Berlin
- 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- Stories about Snakes
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
- Two stories about a wedding band
- A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- a story about the electrostatic force
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Advice I have been given about girls
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- "true" story about Poincaré's baker
- A Story About Magic
- A small story about Mia
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- A story about Mia
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- A Story about Mia's Shadow
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- This is a story about
- Tell me about your secret places
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- A short story about a tremendous difference of opinion
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- I used to dream about becoming a rock star
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- General sexuality newsgroup
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- The Story About Ping
- Humane Society - Stories about Tragedy and Golf (introduction) (document)
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You, standing
- Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
- Things nobody tells you about the south pole
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Interview With A Former Soccer Star
- Tell me about my contradictions
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- A Story about Glittering Furniture
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- I have a bad feeling about this
- Two stories about Mia
- When to talk about religion
- A story about a person I do not know
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- The Story About Success
- Don't tell me about her
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Stories about Mia (category)
- A story about Mia and church
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
- things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
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