Findings:
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He just left his body
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- When he became an old man
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
- He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- making certain he was touching her
- he is too shy to write his tale
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He did very little harm
- All he left her was alone
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- he would have laughed
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He was found
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- He Was Only Joking
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- More than he was willing to give
- He flops over and bonks his head
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He Was a Crook
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- At least he was gentle
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I married him because he was not mean
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- some say he was never here at all
- he was a punk poet himself
- That's Just How He Was
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He made a way to his anger
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He weaves his words
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He
- s/he
- Li He
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Song of the Sorceress
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- Why won't he call?
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- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He fled
- The Man He Killed
- he says
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I like the way he reads poetry
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- Surely he would remember this
- So, he's leaving
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He says she says
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- mad he (user)
- What He Suffered
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He and She
- He (user)
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- He and she are one
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He called around 5:30
- Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
- HES 5 Game Multi-cart
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