Findings:

• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Look at me, I am moving on
• the night absolutely into me
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Help Me, Daddy
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• That which does not kill me...
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• In which the mountains are old and I am the ghost on the battlements
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• words hiss into me
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Which BSD is right for me?
• your eyes are a freight-liner which i am coated in a thick glaze of honey and amazement, darkness
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• Proposal for a new system to help introduce new users into E2
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Society made me what I am
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• You say you want to help me
• Please help me!
• Into the Great Wide Open
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Tiny sections of time which curl into memories
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Take Me As I Am
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• because i am scared of pain
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• why am i me, and you're you?
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• Into Great Silence
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• god help me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• help me (user)
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• So help me God
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• he fell into shadow, fighting a great evil
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
• Help me help you
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Your Pain Destroys Me
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian

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