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• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• He'll never know what he's missing
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• He Was Only Joking
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He was found
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he was a punk poet himself
• he who (user)
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He was a cinnamon roll too pure for this world. She was absolute metal.
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Where once he walked
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• That's Just How He Was
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I married him because he was not mean
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• some say he was never here at all
• He Who We Are Tired Of
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• He who controls the past controls the future
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• All he left her was alone
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• He Who Is Death
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• if he's not here, then where?
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Surely he would remember this
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• HES Single Pirate Cart
• Lo, He Comes with Clouds Descending
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• The day he gave me a lift
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• he remembers January, February, and March
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• He Walks
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• mad he (user)
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• HE ART
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• He speaks so well!
• He has redefined me, again and again
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• Where the Hell Is Bill?
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Even my faults he adores
• So, he's leaving
• "Shut up," he explained
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• HES 4 Game Multi-cart
• the word eat he
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• He Who Knows Everything
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• He said, Shi said
• He's Able
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Who what when where why & how
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• He flops over and bonks his head
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He Jin
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• He Touched My Shoulder: Bus Ride to Degradation
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• and now forever frozen in time he
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• Song of the Sorceress
• I like the way he reads poetry
• And we killed him and he's dead.

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