Findings:

• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• Why women like the smell of men
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't talk shop in a club
• I don't like the drugs
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Work like you don't need the money
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• love like you don't need the money
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I don't think I like love
• Talk like a pirate day
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• Why men like lesbians
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I don't like grass
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Why men like women's breasts
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• You Gotta Walk It Like You Talk It
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• i like men (user)
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• It's like you don't carrot all
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I don't see like you
• Why don't men shave?
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• I don't like my smile
• I don't think I like your system
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't like moving.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• If you don't like it, leave
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• you don't talk much
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• We Don't Need the Men
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• i don't like christmas
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Men did not always like large breasts
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• Talk like an Aztec
• talks like a duck
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• War is hell but men like it
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession For Men
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You Don't Know Jack
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 6: Talk to Me, Cutie
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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