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• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• How to wipe your ass
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• how many truths can you enumerate?
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• September has such a feeling
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
• How can you sleep at night?
• How can Poets Survive
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Know How, Can Do
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Sound Track from Film "Mabuta no Ura"
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• How high can you stack whippets?
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• how many children are bedwetters
• How many men/women masturbate?
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• No one can be totally logical
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• The words no one can find
• Can real love survive over time
• How fast can blind people read?
• Dry bones can harm no one
• How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• How to tell she's good looking
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• How can you still breathe?
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• no power in the verse can stop me
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• How to design a heavy metal album cover
• Windows tries to cover up its mistakes
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• How Many Miles to Babylon?
• Movie grosses adjusted for ticket price inflation
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• How can people listen to that crap?
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• My microwave can stop time
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• How do you love your ass?
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• There are no sleep in can
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• The blind men eating the elephant in the room one bite at a time
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• How long can you hold your breath?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• How to fight and kick ass
• I can no longer tell you
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
• How much more can we bear?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• No Respect Film Theory
• How to lessen fantasy cover clichés
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Time Out Film Guide
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Making the Movies XIII How Fire Films are Taken
• How can I see far?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
• How to wash your ass
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• How high can you count on your fingers?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• No evil can happen
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• The Japan That Can Say No
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• How Proust Can Change Your Life
• No one can be in two places at once
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• I can quit any time I want
• I hold you where no one else can go
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• How you can become infected with HIV
• How to find your ass
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled

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