Findings:

• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• There is no god but God
• Computers have no sense of time
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• no ideas but in things
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I have no hair
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Fish have no concept of fire
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• They have no bones.
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I have no output and I must scream
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Tanks But No Tanks
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Atheists have no support group
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Kids have no concept of time
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I love you but I have to let you go
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Heart, have no pity
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• I have no money and I must pay
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• We Have No Moat
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Close, but no cigar
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• There is no dream but this.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I have no complaint
• I have no faith in your God
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I have no browser and I must node!
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Where the streets have no name
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Californians have no soul
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I have no idea!! (user)
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Words Have No Meaning
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• You have no power over me
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• but
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• The Wizard and the Years
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does

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