Findings:

• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• You've got mail
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• You've Got Gold (user)
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• You've Got A Friend
• You've got another think coming
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• You've got to paddle
• If you've got it, flaunt it!
• At least you've got nuances
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• fascinating, but stupid
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• You've Got Stalkers
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• You've got to take the rough with the smooth
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• you've got your mothers cheekbones and your father's crooked smile
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• You've got to be kidding me
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• You've got to promise
• You've got to go to the edge of defeat.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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