Findings:

• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Please please please let me get what I want
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Gravity really gets me down
• Trouble Will Find Me
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Harmless social deviancy always gets beaten down
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• She said she loved me
• The movies always get it wrong
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I always wanted to get married one day
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Rape committed by women
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• always with me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• You mean the me that you would be
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Things the rooted said (and fed me mustard and honey)
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• an honest man is always in trouble
• Trouble me
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• get off me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• The drummer always gets laid
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• You were always so good to me
• (Come get me).
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• can you get enough of me?
• Get it off me!
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• That would be me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
• Get back to me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I wish you would talk to me
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• That one makes me scream, she said
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• The bomber will always get through
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• Alway
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• You always hurt the one you love
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The door is always open
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• They always jump off the east side
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Always manipulate a tongue
• Cheese is always female
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• The Thief of Always
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• I have always been burning
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• The Road Always Taken
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You always lose
• Politeness is always in order
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• The Postman Always Rings Twice
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The dream is always the same...
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The rain wasn't always kind
• I remember, I always will
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow

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