Findings:

• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• You can run, but you can't hide
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
• beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• You can, but you may not
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• like you're blind but still can see
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• My microwave can stop time
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• But can a robot love.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• but with words we can create anything
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• Nothing can stop me now
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• The things we can learn continue to astound us.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
• we can learn a lot from plants
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• surf wave
• How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• no power in the verse can stop me
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• British New Wave
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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