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• some say he was never here at all
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• All he left her was alone
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• making certain he was touching her
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He speaks so well!
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• The night was alive, and so was I
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• More than he was willing to give
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• That's Just How He Was
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• It was free, so I took it.
• He Was Only Joking
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• so fragile and cold, i was
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He was found
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• he was a punk poet himself
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• So, he's leaving
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• I was doing so well.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• I married him because he was not mean
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• At least he was gentle
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• He Was a Crook
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He'll never know what he's missing
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• He Never Died
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• all it cost him was a Penny
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• He never looked back
• He never returned
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I remember when all this was trees
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• Some gifts are so fleeting
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head

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