Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You took me off the market. You said it was a factory recall. You said I was unsafe at any speed."

• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The voice that said yes was mine.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Was it something I said?
• Not what was said
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Unsafe At Any Speed
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• That one makes me scream, she said
• man when you are telling me how it was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Before you, there was me
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Things the rooted said (and fed me mustard and honey)
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I was a homeless bum
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• She said she loved me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• This node was made for you and me
• It was free, so I took it.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• "Make your bed" the old lady said
• 'nuff said
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• That's what she said
• Dream of ducks, she said
• Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said
• A Man Said to the Universe
• "Not I," said the pig.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• France, she said
• He Said, She Said
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• ...And Love Said No
• Abraham said no
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• When I said yes
• The Pope said sorry
• User Interactive Olympics (I said Jump, sprout!)
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• The Universe said, Ha!
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Right Said Fred
• Jane Said
• not I said the cat (user)
• Mahmoud Nasib Said
• Said ibn Sultan
• Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• , said the shotgun to the head
• easier done than said
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• He said, expecting the answer no
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Front porch, what should have been said
• My Father Took Me Places
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• As the actress said to the bishop
• She arose and said matter-of-factly
• "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• "Think as I think," said a man
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• God Said No
• Forget I said anything
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• She Said, She Said
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Chris Said (user)
• He had something to say. He said it.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Qaboos bin Said
• Port Said
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Sidi Bou Said
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• I Dare - She Said (user)
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• We said nay, we are but men
• let's not I said really let's just not
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Said (user)
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Transformative Politics in Lacan and Said
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• Repent, Harlequin! Said the Tick-Tock Man
• said
• What the Thunder Said
• She said
• What She Said
• Easier said than done
• tell God I said 'hi'
• What the Tortoise Said to Achilles
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• So then she said
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• They said no
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Tenser, Said The Tensor
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• "Truth," said a traveller
• I am three, she said
• "Do Not Cheer, Men Are Dying," Said Capt. Phillips, In The Spanish-American War
• I said NO, dammit!
• She said yes
• And Then I Said "Touche"
• You thought you said what I think I heard
• Mama Said
• And God said...

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