Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "broken through my own stupidity. don't try to open doors with the hand that you are holding your phone in."

• Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand
• Holding hands through tomorrow's Blitz
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Open Doors
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• My soul is borne through the open air
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• You let the walking wounded through the door and it's all over
• How to Open a Door
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Holding hands in the dark
• don't try to find words
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Legislation to save us from our own stupidity
• How to drive your employees away with your own stupidity
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
• I don't own a microwave
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Sylvie and Bruno: Through the Ivory Door
• Why it's rude to open a door for a woman
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• The Door Opens With A Plastic Card
• I would open a door for you
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• open door policy
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• do not open that door
• Your own stupidity (user)
• I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity
• Holding your own rave
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• That's just my broken parts coming through the surface
• Ten inch knife through my hand - All for green onion pancakes
• Don't Go Out the Door
• The truth is visible through the cracks in broken people
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• don't open the box of stereotypes
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• don't open the reactor
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't open the nuclear reactor
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Don't try this at home
• don't shoot the hand of god
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The door is always open
• Of course I agreed, feeling the door to the dream world blow open with a chill gust
• Open Door
• In Through the Out Door
• Doors and windows open, she screams "COME ON, MOTHERFUCKER" at the hurricane
• Open Door (user)
• Open the pod bay door, HAL
• How to break through the next locked door
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• Save keys to open doors
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• The Birka Open Hand Pacifier
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• On holding hands in a 3am motel
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Composing your own ringtones for a Nokia mobile phone
• In Jesus' own hand
• old keyboards and broken cell phones
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• Broken Arrow
• =broken=
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Trail of Broken Treaties
• Broken wind
• Broken nodes
• broken nose
• A broken heart never heals
• Night of Broken Glass
• Splinting a broken femur in the backcountry
• broken image
• Setting a broken record (breaking a recordset)
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• The Broken Heart
• Cleaning up broken glass
• Broken Promises
• Broken Jaw
• Broken Hill
• I wear my loneliness like a broken shell
• broken mirrors
• Like a broken pencil
• Broken ( Moon (user)
• I color the walls singing broken songs for a broken earth
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• The broken shadow dances on the wall
• Ballade of Broken Flutes
• The broken dreams of Orson Welles
• broken pencil
• Herbs for mending a broken heart
• Drink from the cup as if it's already broken
• How to patch a leaking or broken pipe
• Am I broken?
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Broken Saints
• Talk broken English and drug sellin'
• The Broken Hearts Club
• Hello broken thing, may I sketch your smash pattern?
• Empty Bottles, Broken Hearts
• It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart
• Broken like a cheap Barbie
• Broken Sword
• Building a chair from a broken G.I. cot
• The tragically broken hip
• AES may have been broken
• Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
• Broken movie
• The Broken Pot
• three clicks past broken
• broken head magic (user)
• broken river (user)
• Broken Down Monkey (user)
• Broken Lizard
• Broken Writeups
• From a Broken Letter
• The best way to cure a broken heart is to give the pieces away
• Internet Explorer broken PNG support workaround
• Broken Starlight
• She left these broken things
• My ox is broken
• X broken mirror X (user)
• The Promise Fulfilled And The Promise Broken
• .Broken. (user)
• *Broken* (user)
• such is the way for a survivor of broken promises
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Thy Rebuke Hath Broken His Heart
• Reality is Broken
• One Night in Waldport and your tie rod's broken
• Born of broken dreams
• we broke it in days, years later still broken
• broken heart syndrome
• Broken Angle out of Texas
• Broken 'Verse
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend

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