Findings:

• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Mario Kart 64
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• we are neither good nor evil. is a bowl good or evil?
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Mario Kart Manifesto
• Super Mario 64
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Dr. Mario 64
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• The Good Life OZ e.p
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Super Mario Kart
• Super Mario 64 2
• Life, or something like it
• there are no good or bad people
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Super Mario 64 DS
• Skim this life but never live
• But life is subjective.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Good from far, but far from good
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• If we're such good friends
• A Pity. We were such a good invention.
• Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
• The 2012 Republican Primaries Considered As a Game of Mario Kart
• Mario Kart DS
• Are we in good news or bad news territory here
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• As we say in Bombay, such only is life.
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Mario Kart bugs
• Life's Too Good
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Sycophant or Psychopomp: such is the Quandary
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Love cookies
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• It's a Good Life
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Life Is So Good
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
• It's a Good Life!
• The Good Life
• copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
• Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
• Mario Kart Wii
• Mario Kart Super Circuit
• All good men are either gay or married
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Life in the American business world
• Your Money or Your Life
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Allergy or Intolerance: The Culinary Difference Between Life and Death
• An American in Tours
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Nintendo 64
• Isaiah 64
• Color 64
• Color 64 V128
• discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
• Commodore Executive 64
• Doom 64
• StarFox 64 Plush Toys
• 64 Arts
• StarFox 64
• @
• Project 64
• 6-4 chord
• Wide Boy 64
• Group f/64
• Reading the Commodore 64 joystick
• Creating a Commodore 64 character set
• Costa v. ENEL (Case 6/64)
• 64 bit (user)
• 64 Spiders
• slf 1 10 64 (user)
• A Child Was Born in 64
• But who codes the coders?
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit

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