Findings:

• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• You can, but you may not
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• like you're blind but still can see
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• we can give up, but the world never will
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• But can a robot love.
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• but with words we can create anything
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• If you can say something nice, do
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• It's a nice day for a white lemming
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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