Findings:

• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• My Stepmother Is An Alien
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• You were always so good to me
• Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• Alien 3
• Aliens
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Alien Fashion Show
• Alien Syndrome
• TV is the alien sitting in our home
• Do aliens exist?
• Alien Sex Fiend
• Alien Sedition Act
• Alien and Sedition Acts
• illegal alien
• Subterranean Homesick Alien
• Millions of Alien Races
• Alien 8
• alien Senshi
• Alien invasion
• EDB is having my alien love child
• Alien Love Secrets!
• Archetypes of Alien Species
• Alien Nation
• Calhoun Alien Disc
• Alien Skin
• Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders
• alien tiles
• This Alien Shore
• Alien Conspiracy (user)
• Alien from L.A.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Amanda and the Alien
• A word from anyone's alien
• Alien Dreamtime
• Alien Crossfire
• Alien Breed
• Alien Breed 2
• alien secretion
• We would probably not understand alien life
• alien hand syndrome
• Alien Voices
• Alien Crime Syndicate
• Alien Storm
• Super Alien Probotector
• Alien: Resurrection
• Alien Lanes
• Alien Soldier
• Alien Registration Act of 1940
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Huge Space Alien Crack House
• Alien Autopsy
• Aliens Special Edition
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• alien registration card
• Alien Protein
• Alien Ant Farm
• Bob, the Alien Barbecue God
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Alien Big Cat
• Visit to the vet or alien abduction?
• Alien Registration Number
• Alien Worlds
• Alien Front Online
• alien (user)
• Pay five dollars -- see the alien
• List of Alien Races
• Cancer over Aliens
• .Alien (user)
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Jared Louche and the Aliens
• Alien Breed Tower Assault
• Aliens runnning invulnerability cheats
• AvP: Alien
• Contra III: The Alien Wars
• Contra EX: The Alien Wars
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Alien Quadrilogy
• Fistful of Aliens
• Designing Aliens: The Evolution of Intelligence
• Designing aliens
• Mutant Aliens
• Alien vs. Predator
• Loving the Alien (user)
• Alien Hominid
• Resident Alien
• In tears amid the alien corn
• aliens (user)
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• Alien Shapley (user)
• Aliens of London
• Alien Interview
• All American Alien Boy
• Alien registration in Japan
• The alien zombies are coming. I can feel it in my bones.
• Alien vs. Predator on a Plane: Miami
• Alien egotism stamps on your breakfast
• Alien Caffeine (user)
• undocumented alien
• Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
• Alien Loves Predator
• Aliens in the Mind
• aliens of the deep
• super mutant morph ranger alien killer commando ninja death troopers
• Superman/Aliens
• Poem about unseen aliens
• alien self-abduction
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Ancient Aliens
• God is an alien
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• The pointlessness of fearing alien invaders
• Superman: American Alien
• In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• Alien Isolation
• Alien lizards among us (category)
• Alien Sex (category)
• SciFiQuest 3022: Aliens and Ogres and Elves, Oh My!
• Live Nude Aliens and Other Stories
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• Dad (user)
• Calvin's dad
• customer : good dad
• Dad
• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• Dad's Army
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Psycho Dad
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• double dad
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Dad humor
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Essence of Dad
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• Becoming a Dad
• camping with dad
• Dad at the beach
• My Two Dads
• Ghost Dad
• my dad is two people
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• Cordelia's Dad
• Gun Nut Dad
• Richard Dadd
• Dad's "Joke"
• Hey, Dad!
• Rich Dad Poor Dad
• deadbeat dad
• My dad is proof of Reincarnation
• D-A-D
• Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes

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