Huge Space Alien Crack House
"All's fair in love an industrial espionage"
In a long abandoned outpost
there are a group of small agile warriors
. They have never fought in a battle
with a family
, or seen a movie but they know how to love
learned the code
from their older brothers
from their older brothers
, "But they live as brothers and sisters and eat together
. Why are not they a family
Because they don't provide
for eatchother. They love
eatchother and fight
for eatchother and protect
eatchother but mother feeds
them. Arthur walked to mother one day and asked her, "How come we must stay in the outpost
all day. I can see the stars
and I can see the merchants
by my window
and I long to see them and meet them. I love my brothers and sisters, but I feel I must leave.
And mother replied
, "You cannot leave."
And Arthur asked, "But why?"
And mother replied, "Because you have already left me."
And Arthur left. Arthur went to his quarters
where he stayed with Duke. Arthur said to Duke, "Duke, I must leave now, because
there are too many things that I don't know."
And Duke said, "But Why?"
And Arthur said, "Why are you called Duke?"
And Duke replied, "I don't know.
And Arthur then replied, "Then perhaps you will come
There was a small escape pod
that Arthur and Duke used to leave the outpost. And when they left, everyone
came to say "fare well
" to them. And mother said to them when they left
: "When you learn what you need
, please come back and share
it with me."
They agreed. Little did Mother know, however, that she would never feel the presence
again. She would, for Duke though
As Arthur, the one who poorly orchestrated
their trip, sat back in a chair
on the ship
, a peaceful
, easy feeling overcame
him. He was bathing
in the warmth
of his modest ship
the sparks jump
from cable to cable
. It was his own palace
and he had the power
it. Power was intriguing
to him. But if he had the power to control it, then why
had a small puddle ruined
Duke: "We must repair
quickly if we wish to fare well in this ship any further".
Arthur quickly recited
the rites of passage
to new birth
the button labeled
Arthur's arm as they both jumped into their "pro-escape orb".
"Sol himself will not take us apart, brother" They embraced.
Arthur quickly reached for his blessed hammer
, but the door closed shut before he could get out. They spent four hours in the orb
, and meditating
. They would forget
it all in a day. They crashed into a planet filled with sand
"Will we fare well if we leave the ship."
"We will not if we stay."
"Then let us leave."
They stepped out and the sand burned
their bare feet like a rash. The sand was maliciou
s and wanted to dig
into them and drain
them and use them. The sand was evil
. They put on their combat suits
which had boots
on them and they were safe, for "Wherever you are, the suit will protect
you like mother
." They quickly came upon a large dome and were invited inside by some furry-looking
creatures (not that they would have stayed
outside if they had not been). That is where they met the Sultans of the Sand
. They said teh Sultans: "You are not Sultans
of much. Only evil sand
And one Sultan replied: "Well, you are brave and I enjoy your company
please stay and feast
And they stayed and feasted.
And, afterwards, they asked the Sultans, "How are you so rich
, and servants
? We do not like servants."
And one Sultan replied "We sell the sand to our neighbors
. They take part of the sand and they enjoy it."
And one servany yelled, "But some over-indulge in the sand and harm overcomes
And another sultan said to the servan
t, "Yes, that is true but that is their problem
. I do not harm
them. You will not be punished
Duke turned to Arthur and said, "I do not think I am ready for the knowledge
you want to learn."
"Neither am I. Let us leave. Sultans
, we would like a ride
to our home
And the Sultans gave them a ship
and some servants to maneuver
the ships. And the servants took them to their home, where they murdered
the servants and destroyed
the ship. They did not share any knowledge
. And for the rest of their adulthood
, they leaned awkwardly
when they walked.
You may have noticed some odd capitalization with the names "Sultans" and with "Mother". These are different because of their grammatical use in the sentence.