Huge Space Alien Crack House
"All's fair in love an industrial espionage"
In a long
abandoned outpost there are a group of
small agile warriors. They have never fought in a
battle,
eaten a
meal with a
family, or seen a movie but they know how to
love.
Arthur and
Duke learned the
code from their
older brothers who
learned from their
older brothers and
sisters.
You
question, "But they live as brothers and sisters and
eat together. Why are not they a
family?".
Because they don't
provide for eatchother. They
love eatchother and
fight for eatchother and
protect eatchother but
mother feeds them. Arthur walked to mother one day and asked her, "How come we must stay in the
outpost all day. I can see the
stars and I can see the
merchants that
zip by my
window and I long to see them and meet them. I love my brothers and sisters, but I feel I must leave.
And mother
replied, "You cannot leave."
And Arthur asked, "But why?"
And mother replied, "Because you have already left me."
And Arthur left. Arthur went to his
quarters where he stayed with Duke. Arthur said to Duke, "Duke, I must leave now,
because there are too many things that I don't know."
And Duke said, "But Why?"
And Arthur said, "Why are you called Duke?"
And Duke replied, "
I don't know."
And Arthur then replied, "Then perhaps you will
come with me."
Duke concurred.
There was a small
escape pod that Arthur and Duke used to leave the outpost. And when they left,
everyone came to say "
fare well" to them. And mother said to them when they
left: "When you learn what you
need, please come back and
share it with me."
They agreed. Little did Mother know, however, that she would never feel the
presence of
Arthur again. She would, for Duke
though.
As Arthur, the one who
poorly orchestrated their trip, sat back in a
chair on the
ship, a
peaceful,
easy feeling overcame him. He was
bathing in the
warmth of his
modest ship and
watching the
sparks jump from
cable to cable. It was his own
palace and he had the
power to
control it. Power was
intriguing to him. But if he had the power to control it, then
why had a
small puddle ruined his ship.
Duke: "We must
repair this
error quickly if we wish to fare well in this ship any further".
Arthur
quickly recited the
rites of passage from
adulthood to
new birth and
pressed the
button labeled: "
abandon".
Duke
grappled Arthur's arm as they both jumped into their "pro-escape orb".
"Sol himself will not take us apart, brother" They embraced.
Arthur quickly reached for his
blessed hammer, but the door closed shut before he could get out. They spent four hours in the
orb,
praying,
sleeping, and
meditating. They would
forget it all in a day. They crashed into a planet filled with
sand.
"Will we fare well if we leave the ship."
"We will not if we stay."
"Then let us leave."
They stepped out and the sand
burned their bare feet like a rash. The sand was
malicious and wanted to
dig into them and
drain them and use them. The sand was
evil. They put on their
combat suits which had
boots on them and they were safe, for "Wherever you are, the suit will
protect you like
mother." They quickly came upon a large dome and were invited inside by some
furry-looking creatures (not that they would have
stayed outside if they had not been). That is where they met the
Sultans of the Sand. They said teh Sultans: "You are not
Sultans of much. Only
evil sand."
And one Sultan replied: "Well, you are brave and I enjoy your
company please stay and
feast with us."
And they stayed and feasted.
And, afterwards, they asked the Sultans, "How are you so
rich with
food,
money, and
servants? We do not like servants."
And one Sultan replied "We sell the sand to our
neighbors. They take part of the sand and they enjoy it."
And one servany yelled, "But some over-indulge in the sand and
harm overcomes them!"
And another sultan said to the
servant, "Yes, that is true but that is their
problem.
I do not harm them. You will not be
punished."
Duke turned to Arthur and said, "I do not think I am ready for the
knowledge you want to learn."
"Neither am I. Let us leave.
Sultans, we would like a
ride to our
home."
And the Sultans gave them a
ship and some servants to
maneuver and
operate the ships. And the servants took them to their home, where they
murdered the servants and
destroyed the ship. They did not share any
knowledge with
Mother. And for the rest of their
adulthood, they
leaned awkwardly when they walked.
You may have noticed some odd capitalization with the names "Sultans" and with "Mother". These are different because of their grammatical use in the sentence.