Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "don't forget to wash your hands, you're dirties than you can possibly imagine."

• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• The Library Book
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Washing your hands in the restroom
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• old books can tell more than one story
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• When water chokes you
• can you imagine having to spend the rest of eternity in Illinois?
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• I don't mind if you forget me
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Dirty Hands
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• don't forget to breathe
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I am uglier than you imagine
• Wash your hands
• you're waiting with your heart in hand
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• like you're blind but still can see
• As silly and ambitious as I can imagine
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• What can be better than that?
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• These are the only hands I can give
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People without dirty hands are wrong.
• Don't develop your dirty pictures at CVS
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Menagerie manager
• Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
• Don't Forget to Tip Your Servers
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I can do much better than this
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• don't shoot the hand of god
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Gimme your hands, 'cause you're wonderful
• Imagine you're not alone
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• There is more of me than you imagine
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• You're more than welcome
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• Don't forget the toes
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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