Findings:

• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Men have feelings too
• I have a bad feeling about this
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• It's better to have loved and lost
• I have no hair
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Let's all have an orgy!
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• Have you found Jesus?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Have you tried rebooting?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Why males have nipples
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• institutions have lives of their own
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• We're trying to have a baby
• You can't have everything
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• How the mighty have fallen
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• Questions I have had today
• Lord, have mercy
• Sex with a chicken
• it's good to have a moose
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I have a friend
• I must have three heads
• Know your pets
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I have no faith in your God
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• When I have female children
• Baptist jokes
• I have a tricorn hat
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• you can't have it both ways
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Have I Got News for You
• Here We Have Idaho
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I don't have a television set
• Animals people have sex with
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I have this delusion
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I have lots of gay friends
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• We Have Explosive
• have
• Have a nice day
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Justice and piety have vanished
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• She's Gotta Have It
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• You have a big finger
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• What have you
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I have a dream
• Baptist fear of dancing
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I have no complaint
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• What have you been smoking?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• I have seen the elephant
• Have a buck
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• You have no socially redeeming value
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Sally guests I have known
• Have Blue (user)
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• I have no browser and I must node!
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Let them have Festivas

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