Findings:
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- a conversation with this, that, or the other god
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- The presence or absence of stimuli: part three
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- Taking your fiance's last name
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Give it back or I bite the little blue man
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- give me the truth or nothing
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Take it or leave it
- Give In, Or Give Up
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Opening champagne or sparkling wine
- Skate or Die
- In my craft or sullen art
- Is this the last four years or what?
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
- Cooking for One
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- shift left (or right) logical
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- When writers use Latin
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
- Should I stay or should I go?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
- and/or
- Heaven or Las Vegas
- Do or do not, there is no try
- or
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Win, Lose, or Draw
- Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
- Void where prohibited or taxed
- paper or plastic
- to take sides is to give up your freedom
- Working hard, or hardly working?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
- indulgence or indictment
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- Exclusive Or
- 54-40 or fight!
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- The best conversations take place in bed
- Queen or country?
- Trick or treat
- For Better or For Worse
- -or
- Technological or Media Determinism
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
- Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Your Money or Your Life
- Live Free Or Die!
- St. John's or St. John?
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- To Stir or Not to Stir
- is that a siren or a saxophone?
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- The Lady, or the Tiger?
- or what?
- Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- Is electricity lazy or smart?
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Ten stars or so
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Either/Or
- Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- I may or may not have been naked
- In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
- Potential or Reality?
- Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- Animal, vegetable or mineral
- Now or Never
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Is music written or discovered?
- Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- Dead or Alive
- Bad command or file name
- male or female
- Portland, Oregon
- Glen or Glenda
- Your place or mine?
- Bobby Orr
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Red or Blue Pill
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- My country, right or wrong!
- Our way or the highway
- To be or not to be
- Truth or Dare
- Subtitled or Dubbed?
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- Is language innate or learned?
- more or less
- Are you in the light or in the dark?
- Jan Ors
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Lila or a Lie
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Sew or Staple?
- Pair or Single
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- Spit or swallow?
- Abused or neglected children
- Bikini or thong?
- sooner or later
- Squid or Sailor?
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- believe it or not
- Be a model or just look like one
- Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
- Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
- any way, shape or form
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Ripley's Believe it or Not!
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
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