Findings:

• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He made a way to his anger
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He flops over and bonks his head
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Mr. B. F. Pinkerton--And His Way
• He weaves his words
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• Off with his head!
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• how Wiener found his way home
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• drop a piano on his head
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• The Pig and His Way of Life
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• up his own arse
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• he is too shy to write his tale
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• He just left his body
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• Up Your Ass
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Spinning in his grave
• the way fish heads run from rain
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• his
• How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• His girlfriend
• The General in his Labyrinth
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• de Molay recanted his confession
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• A cat has many ways to enter
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• It's just the way that he walks
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Heads Up 7up
• Picked his bones in whispers
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• His hips know the original dance
• A Boy and His Dog
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Hold your head up
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• too big for his britches
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• His Name Is Alive
• Atom and His Package
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• On His Blindness
• heads up
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• he has her eyes
• He has redefined me, again and again
• I like the way he reads poetry
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• "Shut up," he explained
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Which way are you headed?
• Heads Down, Thumbs Up
• Your eyeballs rotate the opposite way to your head

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