Findings:
- More than he was willing to give
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- some say he was never here at all
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- he was a punk poet himself
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I married him because he was not mean
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- All he left her was alone
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- making certain he was touching her
- He Was Only Joking
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- At least he was gentle
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He Was a Crook
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He was found
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- That's Just How He Was
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
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