Findings:

• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• There is nothing the dead can do
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Do what you can as you do
• If you can say something nice, do
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• I can do it myself
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• All I can do
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• can you teach an old dog new tricks?
• If you want to live in your utopia, you can do that. If you want to struggle and fight, then you can do that.
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• I can do shit with my legs
• Know How, Can Do
• You can do anything
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• trick or can
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• There is something we can do
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• The Most Good You Can Do
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• What loneliness can do to you
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• I can do much better than this
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Amelia Bloomer
• Play a bloomer
• Can
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Cans of shit
• can of corn
• aluminum can
• garbage can
• trash can
• coffee can
• Can things really change?
• can of whoopass
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• I can hear you
• Asking for a favor
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• I will kill you if I can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can machines think?
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything

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