Findings:

• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
• I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• I had cool friends in high school
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• convince vs. persuade
• What convinces people earth is a globe?
• Friends
• friend
• just friends
• Best friend
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• the Justice Friends
• Religious Society of Friends
• Fisherman's Friend
• I just want to be friends
• You and Your Friend
• Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
• Assimilate your sister's good-looking friends into Everything
• How to Win Friends and Influence People
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• tell your friends
• We were never really friends
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Friended
• our new friend, the ten-foot pole
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Friends since 6th grade
• Phil Lesh and Friends
• Friends who fuck
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• There is no friend anywhere
• friend of Dorothy
• My friend's car caught on fire
• Friends with benefits
• Friend division
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• Falling in love with your best friend
• female friend
• the friend zone
• Garfield and Friends
• Old chestnut: friends
• Answer: friends
• real drinks with imaginary friends
• Some of my best friends are
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• invisible friend
• For greeting your shiftless friends
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Save Water - Shower with a Friend
• a friend of a friend
• Party Rescue Friend
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• Like A Friend
• taking care of your little hamster friend
• Your Friends & Neighbors
• Friends, Romans, hipsters
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I have lots of gay friends
• gay friends
• I have a friend
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Wigner's Friend
• Friends of Narnia
• A new friend from a .hk domain
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Funeral For A Friend
• Friends of the Earth International
• Can we still be friends?
• A Faraway Friend
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Farewell to a Friend
• friend of a friend
• friends for life
• He's a good guy friend
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Trying to explain Everything to your non-Everythingite friends
• single-serving friend
• My best friend, Josh
• special friend
• 2 Friends
• Gamera is friend to all children!
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• What to do if you discover a friend's parent in a News of the Weird article
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Some of my best friends are...
• Peter's Friends
• Machina II/The Friends and Enemies of Modern Music
• Making Friends
• More responsible child-bearing friends
• Muhammad My Friend
• imaginary friend, believed lost, listed guardian: heart
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• The Friend
• Circle Of Friends
• The Song of Hiawatha - Hiawatha's Friends
• Friend of Bill W.
• Kissing your best friend
• Pet Your Friends
• Memories of my best friend
• postcards to friends
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Friend Bear
• My best dead friend
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• how to be a friend
• Jennifer, is she your friend?
• My Friend, My Friend
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Three Friends
• Old Friends are Reunited
• Finding out your friend is a lesbian
• Man's Friend
• Friends In Need
• First Fiction: Friends
• These people are not your friends
• forward this to your friends
• The Workman's Friend
• Losing a friend

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