Findings:

• Ode from a Doormat
• Doormat
• Doormat (user)
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
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• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• Picked his bones in whispers
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• His hips know the original dance
• A Boy and His Dog
• On His Blindness
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• The General in his Labyrinth
• Spinning in his grave
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• de Molay recanted his confession
• too big for his britches
• His girlfriend
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Atom and His Package
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• His Name Is Alive
• The Eagle and His Captor
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Man and His Wife
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• His Royal Highness
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Pascal on his deathbed
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• To His Coy Mistress
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Let the earth hear his voice
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• how Wiener found his way home
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• Innocent contact with his flesh
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• Johnny Got His Gun
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• Toward his impossible light
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• His 'N' Hers
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• Bless his Heart
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• the moile with the clocks in his window
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• Kissing a man all over his face
• up his own arse
• How Pac-Man got his name
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• i like his madness
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Tokusan holds his bowl
• Saturn Devouring His Children
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• His Majesty the Scarecrow
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• And then I broke his nose
• The Colour Of His Voice
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
• In His Own Image
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• When the foeman bares his steel
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• I saw his round mouth's crimson
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• Valediction to His Book
• trumpet of his rump
• The Horse and His Boy
• In the Springtime of His Voodoo
• Eli Whitney and his Patent
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• Forgetting his life away
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I went to visit his grave
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• His Flames Are Joys
• And in His Brave Court
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• his throbbing manhood
• His chocolate stained lips
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• To Each His Own
• Sokath, his eyes uncovered
• I cried in his arms
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Requiem for What's His Name
• We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
• lawnjart spills his guts to the press
• His Toniness
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• drop a piano on his head
• Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• His Desire
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• His Fraudulency
• A Boy and His Blob
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Spike Jones and his City Slickers
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• His Dark Materials
• How the King Changed His Mind
• How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• He flops over and bonks his head
• EDB reads his Message Inbox
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson
• Tolstoy's use of his characters to bring forth his themes
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• The Poet and His Book
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• his own tongue (user)
• Blind man tying his shoes
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• G-8 and his Battle Aces
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons
• Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons II

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