Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "his ultimate plan of destroying his television in the middle of a commercial for itself"

• The pool balls broke and cracked the middle of his sentences
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• And then I broke his nose
• How the King Changed His Mind
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• trumpet of his rump
• Blind man tying his shoes
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• When the foeman bares his steel
• lawnjart spills his guts to the press
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• In His Own Image
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons II
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Eli Whitney and his Patent
• The Colour Of His Voice
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• His Desire
• drop a piano on his head
• His Flames Are Joys
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• Tolstoy's use of his characters to bring forth his themes
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• His Dark Materials
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons IV
• Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons III
• his own tongue (user)
• He flops over and bonks his head
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• The Horse and His Boy
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• Valediction to His Book
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Sokath, his eyes uncovered
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• His Toniness
• A Boy and His Blob
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson
• EDB reads his Message Inbox
• Spike Jones and his City Slickers
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• G-8 and his Battle Aces
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• The Poet and His Book
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• His Majesty the Scarecrow
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• I saw his round mouth's crimson
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• In the Springtime of His Voodoo
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Saturn Devouring His Children
• And in His Brave Court
• I went to visit his grave
• His chocolate stained lips
• I cried in his arms
• To Each His Own
• his throbbing manhood
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• Requiem for What's His Name
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Forgetting his life away
• Tokusan holds his bowl
• Zuigan calls his own master
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• his
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• Picked his bones in whispers
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• His hips know the original dance
• A Boy and His Dog
• On His Blindness
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• The General in his Labyrinth
• Spinning in his grave
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• de Molay recanted his confession
• too big for his britches
• His girlfriend
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Atom and His Package
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• His Name Is Alive
• The Eagle and His Captor
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Man and His Wife
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• His Royal Highness
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Pascal on his deathbed
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• To His Coy Mistress
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Let the earth hear his voice
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• how Wiener found his way home
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• Innocent contact with his flesh
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• Johnny Got His Gun
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• Toward his impossible light
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• His 'N' Hers
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• Bless his Heart
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• the moile with the clocks in his window
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• Kissing a man all over his face
• up his own arse
• How Pac-Man got his name
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• i like his madness
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life

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