Findings:

• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• "No" is a complete sentence
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• She only wants me for tech support
• When you want me and how you want me
• you complete me
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• I wanted you to want me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• How Do You Want Me?
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• February wants me dead
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I want you inside me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• They want me for a focus group!
• I wanted the light to guide me to the darkness
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• She only wants me for sex
• Let me dream if I want to
• want me like time
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Follow me if you want to know.
• I Want You to Want Me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• what I want and what is expected of me
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• You want me to become what?
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• You say you want to help me
• You know you want me, baby!
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• I want your hands on me
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They Don't Want Me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Color Me Badd
• Me Hearties (user)
• all your faults in me
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Please, Call me Honky
• he that is not with me is against me
• you hear me? (user)
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Tell Me What You Think
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• let me speak (user)
• He called me Sarah once
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• When You Reach Me
• My mom loved me
• video games never made me violent
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Get back to me
• neurotic sentences
• Ten Sentences for Conversation I
• Tetris complete
• I want my mommy
• One Palestine, Complete
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• Eat Me
• Do you want your possessions identified?
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• I want a first kiss
• Just call me fluffy
• People want what they cannot have
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Things I want my child to know
• That's me inside your head
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• The CIA wants YOU!
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• I Want to Go Home!
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Wanted: Graphic designers (document)
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Fuck me boots
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• I don't want to go back to work
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Real Me
• A learned man came to me once
• What Do I Do With Me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• It's important for me to remember these things
• Make Me Mommy
• You, smoking a cigarette, and me dreaming of stars
• Could you have danced with me?
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Me and Will
• Some people call me a drama queen
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• me, now and again
• Tell me about my contradictions
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• mes (user)
• Give me something worth reading
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Tell him, she told me

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