Findings:

• The worse it gets, the better it is
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Get Better
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• It will get better
• At least things can't get any worse
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• It gets better
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• It Gets Better Project
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I hope I die before I get old
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• I hope I get old before I die.
• Get off the nut
• get drunk
• Get a life!
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Craving a smoke
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Get used to it
• Get a tail
• Jack Gets Up
• Get off the shed
• get mine
• get right down to it
• Get your bender on
• Where did you get that hat?
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• Get it on
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• How to get it
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Get a bit chopped
• Get on the Bus
• The Get Along Gang
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• get a clue
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• How to get rid of a telemarketer
• Get Carter
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• get to the point
• For Better or For Worse
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Get Happy!
• Worse is better
• Can we all just get along?
• You get what you pay for
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• get a wiggle on
• Get my groove on
• The early bird gets the worm
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Let's Get Killed
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• Get Smart
• get with the program
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get hit with
• The impending nickname shortage
• Get a break
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get under the bed
• get off
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• good reasons to get an education
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• Get rich quick
• Get out the crying towel
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• The Get Up Kids
• How to get rid of a cold
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• Get off the gun
• worse things have happened to better people
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Get over it
• You can't get there from here
• The worse, the better
• No better friend, no worse enemy
• get
• The drugs get you ready
• Get your rocks off
• As Good as it Gets
• it gets thick
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Get drunk on History
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• get well card
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• 15 will get you 20
• Get a fat lip
• Get a load of
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get the finger put on
• Get a valentine
• Get around
• Get hip
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• I never get mail
• It was better before they came
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Get Real
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Get a real computer!
• Get it up
• Get hours

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