Findings:

• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• How to Get Ahead in Advertising
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Don't get stuck.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• people who don't exist
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Stoned music memories
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You don't get a song
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Nice names for stupid people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• emotions others don't get to see
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I don't get many things right the first time
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• People don't flail when they die
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't get it
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• You just don't get it
• How to get people to leave you alone
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• People Get Ready
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Nice people swallow
• I don't believe in people
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Rape committed by women
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Things people don't want to hear
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Capitalize, please
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• People who don't smoke will never die
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't encourage people to read
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• People who don't read
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't want to get over you
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• mouse ahead
• Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
• ahead of the game
• ahead of the curve
• look ahead
• Welcome back. We've gone ahead without you
• Go ahead, throw your vote away
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• Everything2 Update: August 2019 - Roadmap and the way ahead
• I'm getting ahead of myself
• Full steam ahead
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't defile my sex
• Pale Pills for Pink People
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Two wrongs don't make right

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