Findings:

• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm no good at enigmas
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• She knows no truth except her own.
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• no mean feat
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Saying what you don't mean
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• We don't need no education
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm fine no really
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I dont no (user)
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I don't think of her
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I'm no Whitman...
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I don't want to see her
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Im No Writer (user)
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Don't say no
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Being a dickhead
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• It don't mean anything moves
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't owe you sympathy. You owed it to her.
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• No hero in her sky
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm No Angel
• bone in her teeth
• No, don't click that!
• I'm no Socrates
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• no means no
• No visible means of support
• I'm No Fool
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• your teeth just won't stop chewing at my heart
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's

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