Findings:

• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• two for one margarita specials
• two in one hand
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Samuel Magee & Rings One Two Three
• One Shroom, Two Shroom, Red Shroom, Blue Shroom
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
• Two Bad Ones
• One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Where two fight, third one wins
• Two steps forward, one step back
• Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
• Nimbus Two Thousand and One
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Two Lives in One Dark Alley
• No one can be in two places at once
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• at square one in a bed for two
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• One person in two bodies
• Results of an audit of one and two thirds boxes of Sweethearts
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Into two one
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
• One lump or two?
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• two zero one one
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• red is red, blue is blue, one is one, and two is two
• One Two, Buckle My Shoe
• one, two, sixty thousand
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
• Cooking for One
• Kill two birds with one stone
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter Two
• Winter's Tale II.i
• Fox one, two, three
• one hen two ducks
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Winter's Tale I.ii
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• One if by land, two if by sea
• Puddle jumping one, two, three
• The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
• One to Two
• Whisper on the Wind; Introduction plus Verses One and Two
• Rebeca Martinez
• Two heads are better than one
• One Potato, Two Potato
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I could have been one of a two
• One Two Three, Not It
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• one two three not it
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Two girls; one car
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• zero, one, two, infinity
• Two Crows One Branch
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• two to one shop
• We're one, but we're not the same
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• progression by two
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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