Findings:
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- Would you rather fight a horse-sized chicken or a hundred chicken-sized horses
- Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
- to suffer or permit to work
- Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Late for Work
- Sometimes fate intervenes: terribly late or wonderfully in time.
- dumb quotes
- dumb terminal
- dumbed down
- Our Dumb Century
- Dumb, dumb, dumb, very dumb
- Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
- going dumb
- Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
- The Dumb Soldier
- Dumb Science experiments
- Dumb American Stories
- dumb type
- dumb knowledge
- Dumb telephone superstition
- Deaf and dumb
- Big Dumb Rocket
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- dumb motherfucker
- Scooby Dum
- This is dumb
- Solaris 8 is broken by default
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Dumb Woman's Lane
- Dumb and Dumber
- Polish political parties
- Dumb end
- dumb as an ox
- He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
- no your dumb (user)
- smart film vs. dumb film
- Dumb Donald
- dumb ass (user)
- Big Dumb Object
- dumb shite (user)
- dumb whore (user)
- i laf at ur dumb lif (user)
- What a dumb little martian
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
- In Defense of the Dumb
- Smoke Dumb
- Dumb Ways to Die
- Made Dumb
- Dumb cake
- excuse
- Excuse me
- Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Tomorrow's just an excuse away
- The good excuse of cigarettes
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Religion is no excuse for violence
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Jedi excuse
- SubGenius Divine Excuse
- juggler's excuses
- Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
- Actual excuse notes teachers have received
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- a good excuse (user)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
- Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
- Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
- excuse moi (user)
- Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
- bad excuse (user)
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Excuses
- explain
- please explain
- Anime Explained
- How I vainly tried to explain the nature of Flatland
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- Waffle Explained
- Trying to explain Everything to your non-Everythingite friends
- My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
- Using Asteroids to explain the topological classification of 2-manifolds
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Clarissa Explains It All
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- to explain...
- Consciousness Explained
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- "Shut up," he explained
- Revelation of St. John explained
- Human CNS explained with OS theory
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- It is the kind of smile which explains everything
- Gödel's Second Incompleteness Theorem explained in words of one syllable
- How Daniel explained it to me
- Stolen truck, laceration, yes officer I can explain everything
- Never complain. Never explain.
- Explain That Shopping List
- Your Method Works
- biotics explained
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- Reading the card explains the card.
- British English explained (category)
- Late night garage
- The Late Late Show
- Late Night Thoughts on Listening to Mahler's Ninth Symphony
- Too Late
- Late
- Lated
- Lates
- late night phone calls
- A day late and a dollar short
- Late Review
- It's too late to say you're sorry
- Late Greek
- Late Latin
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- A Late Delivery from Avalon
- A late train home
- Fashionably late
- Late Night with Harry Potter
- Morbid Late Night Show
- Late For the Sky
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- Late Gothic Art
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- late binding
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- How to sneak around the house late at night
- music CD commercials on late night TV
- Ship Arriving too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
- England arrived late
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- The moonblue road late at night
- Late Summer
- The Late Show
- late surrender
- Late Spring Snow
- Late Night Poker
- It's Too Late Now
- Late Fragment
- Late night, Space
- They say it's never too late
- Late night at the supermarket
- late capitalism
- Methought I Saw My Late Espoused Saint
- Late at night on Ganymede, we whispered gruesome legends of the Comet Police
- It's never too late
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