Findings:

• I'd like some dreams too
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• In which Human Craig's stratagem works TOO well.
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Them Or Us
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Jean-Claude Romand
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• Too much school makes us crack
• There are some masks we put on ourselves, and others are put on us.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• You're either with us or you're against us
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Life in the American business world
• For sale: my dreams. Price: a living wage, or best offer.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• to suffer or permit to work
• some girls try too hard
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Some of us are immune to HIV
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• The World is too much with us
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• or
• Exclusive Or
• Dead or Alive
• Portland, Oregon
• Man... or Astro-man?
• Bad command or file name
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Bobby Orr
• Your place or mine?
• Skate or Die
• My country, right or wrong!
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• 54-40 or fight!
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• To be or not to be
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Our way or the highway
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Truth or Dare
• Trick or treat
• Queen or country?
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Jan Ors
• -or
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• Is language innate or learned?
• Earth is the eighth morning, folded against the week's work
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Pair or Single
• Take it or leave it
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• St. John's or St. John?
• Sew or Staple?
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Abused or neglected children
• Live Free Or Die!
• shift left (or right) logical
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Spit or swallow?
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Bikini or thong?
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• Your Money or Your Life
• Squid or Sailor?
• island or lake?
• sooner or later
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Be a model or just look like one
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• believe it or not
• Either/Or
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Ten stars or so
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• I may or may not have been naked
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Potential or Reality?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Now or Never
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Should I stay or should I go?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Is music written or discovered?
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Prime Mover, or God
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• hydrate or die
• Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Vegan Restaurants in Portland, Oregon
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• left or right, you're both wrong
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Shit or get off the pot
• A tribute to dem bones, Or a spelling story
• To the States to Identify the 16th, 17th, or 18th Presidentiad
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?

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