Findings:
- Pissed as a fart
- fart
- brain fart
- Pussy fart
- old fart
- Fart around
- Duck Fart
- Fart Proudly
- memory farts
- exploding farts
- fart extinguisher
- Fart in a space suit
- Lighting farts
- The Fart
- Killer vegetables and the farts from Hell
- Fart can
- Sticking a cow fart to a window
- Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
- Chemical structure of farts
- sparrow fart
- fart (user)
- FART FACE (user)
- Vaginal fart
- old fart (user)
- Fuck me till I fart
- Terror at Blood Fart Lake
- Boring old fart
- fart and walk away
- I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
- I fart in your general direction
- piss
- Pissed off
- piss off
- Piss Christ
- Piss Shiver
- pissed
- Taking the piss
- Much better than a piss test
- Piss in the Quabbin Day
- piss shy
- Piss on the third rail
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Dinosaur piss
- Piss and Punk
- Piss away
- Piss in a snowbank
- Don't piss here
- Smurf Piss
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- How to piss off your sysadmin
- How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
- How to piss off the labop
- my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
- So funny you will piss yourself laughing
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Piss on the floor of the men's restroom
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- That's enough to piss off the Pope
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Shit, piss, and corruption
- piss artist
- Piss Alley
- Pissed Off Paddy Barman
- Piss Up A Rope
- piss bag
- Piss without farting, die without fucking
- How to drive safely and not piss off other drivers
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Pissed off like a little squirrel with a frozen pine cone
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Fate takes a piss
- Piss and vinegar
- Why old people piss me off
- piss up in a brewery
- it is a waste of time to piss off thefez
- Why you don't want to piss her off
- How to pass a piss test
- You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- piss mouth (user)
- Death takes a piss
- piss (user)
- piss up
- single and pissed off
- The Silent Piss Angle
- Never piss off a ballerina
- pissed off stoner (user)
- Read things that piss other people off
- Tell the world what pisses you off (registry)
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
- "Random" Navy Piss Tests
- piss clams
- I drank piss last month and lived!
- God gets pissed
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