Findings:

• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Pleased to Meet Me
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• let me speak please (user)
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Please help me!
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Please, Call me Honky
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• please let me in (user)
• Please Kill Me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Someone please kill me
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• listen()
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please stop annoying me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• please forgive me (user)
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Give me a moment, please
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please Please Me
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I believe in nothing
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• I don't believe in people
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• Do You Believe
• Human beings will believe anything
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• believe it or not
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• Why do we believe science is causal?
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• I Believe in Everything
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't believe in anything
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• I believe in God
• Believe in the possibility
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't believe in falling in love
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Never believe your users
• What pornos would have us believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• Reasons to Believe
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You don't believe in evolution?
• I Believe in a Thing Called Love
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• I Believe Switch
• Leo believes in fate
• I Used to Believe
• I believe in a soluble fish
• Don't Believe the truth
• Reason to believe
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• a lie I needed to believe
• At night, she still believes in him
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• I believe you have my stapler
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• I don't believe in ghosts
• please put a side of hope on the menu
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• I Don't Believe in Love
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Deadline: I Can't Believe It's Not Espionage!
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
• And I believe we belong somewhere in between right and wrong
• What a Fool Believes
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• do you believe in the universe?
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• You believe what you want to believe
• believe, assess, decide, act
• What Me Worry (user)
• -Me- (user)
• me
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• It's not you, it's me
• Quincy, M.E.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Trust me
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)

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