Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "screw welfare, let the poor starve so I can afford a bigger SUV conservatives"

• So rare you can still hear it moo
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• Invest only money you can afford to lose.
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Let's build a bigger bottle rocket
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Sleep is too valuable a thing to let go of so easily
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• So I let her go
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Could McDonald's Afford a $15 Minimum Wage?
• bigger
• South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
• Our Balls Are Bigger
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Bigger on the inside than on the outside
• bigger breasts
• bigger fish to fry
• Everything's bigger in Texas
• bigger than Elvis
• We need a bigger boat
• How to make your breasts look bigger
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Is it bigger than a breadbox?
• Penis size and impregnation
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• Bigger than Himself
• Like church only bigger
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• when your anger and sadness are bigger than Canada
• Should we put bigger batteries in airplane black boxes?
• Shorter days, bigger sky
• The way your eyes smiled way bigger than your mouth
• The Grand Teton Adventure: C - 125 Days, I decided I needed a bigger hill.
• You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling
• The Bigger Delusion Is Made Up of Many Smaller Delusions
• and i'll be bigger
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Can
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Cans of shit
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• How can you sleep at night?
• Canned goods
• cans
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Ski piss
• Kick The Can
• Trash can basketball
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• what a new pair of jeans can mean
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• To tHe Can (user)

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