Findings:

• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Don't give up your day job
• screw up
• God is good, people are screwed up
• Muck Up Day
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Making up (stories) for lost time
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• I know the story of your walk ... and the colors you choose to paint your day
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
• Palm Beach County's Screwed Up Ballots
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Lust Screws up Relationships
• My final days, a UNIX story
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• And then one day you wake up
• Gekko Day (user)
• day
• Armistice Day
• The Seven Days of Fire
• April Fools' Day
• every day
• The Longest Day
• Day planner
• Ferris Bueller's Day Off
• Happy Days
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• 0-3 day wareZ
• salmon day
• Strange Days
• all day
• May Day
• Queen's day
• Groundhog Day
• A Grand Day Out
• The day God took back the edges
• flag day
• Music was better in the old days
• Have a nice day
• An apple a day
• Day trading
• Windows Refund Day
• The Day the Earth Stood Still
• day camp
• A Day in the Life
• Those were the days
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Bad hair day
• Green Day
• The Island of the Day Before
• Labor Day
• Judgment Day
• field day
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• "The good old days" are a scam
• grind up the loins
• Last Days
• Eight Days A Week
• Day of the Dead
• All Souls Day
• lay siege on the day
• Columbus Day
• good old days
• One day at a time
• Christmas Day
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• on my best days
• New Year's Day
• Burn all GIFs day
• Saint Patrick's Day
• Pancake Day
• Four Day War
• Sadie Hawkins Day
• Remembrance Day
• Buy Nothing Day
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• snow day
• St. Spiridion Day
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• All Fools' Day
• All Souls' Day
• Childermas day
• Day lily
• Dog day
• Dog days
• The Happiest Days of Our Lives
• Boxing Day
• One of those days
• Day mode
• Perfect Day
• Kids these days
• Around the World in 80 Days
• Make my day
• Australia Day
• The darkest day in Oklahoma Highway Patrol History
• Day of the Tentacle
• Waitangi Day
• mole day
• Valentine's Day
• In my day
• Saint Valentine's Day Massacre
• Hova's Valentine's Day Mix Tape
• Gorge-Yourself-Silly-On-Chocolate Day
• Piss in the Quabbin Day
• Day of the Dwarf
• Encryption Day
• Elder Days
• Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day?
• 28 hour day
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Day In The Shade
• High Holy Day
• ANZAC Day
• Sunny Day Real Estate
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Three Days of the Condor
• My Geeky Valentine's Day Card
• sick day
• End of Days
• The Day I Tried To Live
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
• Things to do to salvage a shitty day
• The Day the World Went Away

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