Findings:

• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• you can't have it both ways
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• left or right, you're both wrong
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• You have the right to remain silent
• You have the right to ask
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Front porch, what should have been said
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• "The desire of the wicked shall perish," said the King.
• Right Said Fred
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Heinlein and Rand are both fascist wankers
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Ecstasy, in both senses
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• Socioeconomic mobility in both directions
• both of you
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Being both black and white
• swings both ways
• Constitution of Australia: Chapter I. Part IV - Both Houses of the Parliament
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• Lost on Both Sides
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• Both Sides of the Coin
• We were both scared of the dark
• Five is both even and odd
• Tracers work both ways
• There is a true and sincere friendship between you both
• view them both
• Why the Liberal Party of Australia both is and isn't a liberal party
• Love enough for us both
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• Waiting Both
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part II
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• Graduating down both shoulders
• Ten miles to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways
• My taste includes both snails and oysters
• both feet on the gas
• This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Is that me shaking? Is that you shaking? Are we both shaking?
• Truth and fiction are both strange.
• If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Both are absent.
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• a sketch of a proof of both the existence and non-existence of God
• What happened to you both in the sea?
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• have
• Burnt out worker (what shall we do with a burnt-out worker?)
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry

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