Findings:

• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• only the named can be destroyed
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• The fluttering thoughts a leaf can think
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• The BMT That Used To Be
• Valour can be brown
• Or at least it used to be
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• We can be heroes
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Why procrastination can be productive
• murder can be fun
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Can we still be friends?
• may their names be sung forever
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Be all that you can be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Hallowed Be Thy Name
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I used to be racist
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The MTA That Used To Be
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• What can be better than that?
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Short can be good! (document)
• They will not be named!
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• University students can be really stupid
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• we used to be punk
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• There can be only one
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• It can be cold in the dark
• Never be the first to let go
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• The IND That Used To Be
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I used to be a carpenter
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Hot pursuit
• I used to be that girl.
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• A dying playground can be Eden
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• No one can be in two places at once
• You used to be a substantial woman
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• What a kiss can be
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Any song can be a love song
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• well, I'll be jiggered
• I'll never be the other woman
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Children can be cruel
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'll be your fantasy
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• not as funny as it used to be
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Exes can be good things
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I'll be
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• TV can be a good thing
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• The IRT That Used To Be
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• It is better to be thought a fool
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• The Lines That Used To Be
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• We Can Be Together
• Things never were what they used to be
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• No one can be totally logical

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